Well, for those of you wondering, I really am a Reverend. I'm a Minister in the Universal Life Church, which probably won't mean anything to most of you, so I'm going to tell you a bit about it...but just a bit. According to the ULC, Life is

1)Freedom: The most important thing to everyone. Every living thing on this earth fights for its freedom - to be free to shape its own life, free to move around, free to fulfill its dreams and ambitions. The Universal Life Church is the active advocate of freedom for everyone, as long as that freedom does not infringe on the rights of others.

2)Food: Without food there can be no freedom, only a desperate fight for survival. Thus food is on of the foundations of freedom, a key to prosperity and happiness for all mankind.

3)Sexuality: The third part of this "trinity", that keeps all living things going and keeps our world alive. The Universal Life Church recognizes sexuality as a positive force in our lives. If you deny your desire for sex, then you deny life itself. HEAVEN is when you have it, HELL is when you don't.

Those, quite simply, are the basic beliefs of the ULC. We believe only in that which is right and everyone has the right to determine what is right for themselves.

For more information,

write to:
Universal Life Church Headquarters,
601 Third Street
Modesto, California 95351

or call (209) 527-8111 - 537-0553

or fax (209) 527-8116

or visit our NEW website at http://www.ybi.com/ulc/index.html

My bud Rev. Grackle wrote some of this stuff out. I'm too lazy to so you can read his rendition of the ULC.

BTW, if any one wants to get married or baptized, let me know. I'll be happy to do it for free.
People tell me this and ask me time and time again... "But you're not a REAL reverend..." Ah... sunshine, but I am. The ULC has held up time and time again in courts of law and I am recognized by law as a reverend. So don't make me get on your case about me being a real reverend. Kay?