So there I was, having dinner with my mom and this guy I was
dating. It was me, my mom and him at a nice steak restaraunt. I'm
kinda nervous, I don't really know what my mom will think of this guy,
or what he'll think of my mother. But all is going well, it's all cool.
We've had salad. We're chatting, and all of a
sudden, my mom (who's the absolute coolest! I love her to death!) leans
forward and tells him
"I remember you... you're the one with the
cute small butt... I saw you in your underwear..."
I don't think he had been so stunned in his life... Not to say I wasn't stunned, but I think he was a bit more stunned than even I was.... Or maybe he was just embarassed, I'm not sure. Either way, It's not every day that your conservative mother tells the boy you're dating that he has a nice cute small butt.... It definately tripped me out.